The polls have just opened, but it looks like actor Charlie "I've Opened a Rehab Clinic in My Home" Sheen seems to be a lock to be elected Mayor of Crazytown. Oh, we know what you're thinking: Gary Busey has had that locked up for years, but there's a new sheriff in town and he's nuttier than a fruitcake. How do we know? Just watch the video of him being interviewed for NBC's Today Show: He cured his current drug and alcohol addiction using nothing but his mind. He labeled his house "Sober Valley Lodge" as part of his rehabilitation. He's glad to be on this destructive path so that some days his kids can look up to him. He never missed any production days on his show "Two and a Half Men", although he did miss some "practice" (as in rehearsal) time. He also claims that CBS is attacking his family and they are now doing "battle with a warlock."
On his best day, Mayor Busey was never this crazy. (Certainly not on camera.) Now, we'll just have to see if the Kardashian Family gets re-elected to serve on the City Council of Crazytown. What a combo!
There's a longer campaign speech at TMZ.com here.